"Give me ten good men and some climbing spikes and I'll impregnate the b****."
Bronn doesn't care who he's working for as long as he's making good gold doing it. He didn't PLAN on saving Tyrion at trial, or sticking by him this long. After all, he's not Tyrion's friend: he's a sellsword, not his sworn sword. Ah well, as long as the money is good.
Deceptively simple and versatile, Sellsword is a smooth matte the colour of milk chocolate. Endlessly adaptable and all manner of useful, provided it doesn't get a better offer.
Sellsword as listed is in a 5gr jar with sifter and screw-on lid.